Wednesday, December 23, 2009

SOUTH BEACH IN MAUI

it's day 3 of my diet.. i haven't mentioned my decision to diet..

it's a fine time to do it. being in maui where fruits are as fresh as can be and the scent of pineapples waft thru everyones home, i decided to be on a fruit free, carb free, taste free diet. i've been following a program that is similiar to south beach but more restrictive if that's possible..

i've been eating basically protein and i feel very full. go figure.i also have the diet nazi overseeing what i eat. i won't mention who the diet nazi is but she has the bluest eyes i've ever seen. for those of you who know me, know exactly who i'm talking about.

low and behold, after 3 days i'm feeling really good. the only problem i seem to be unable to go caca.. i feel like i'm going to explode.as is said, if its not one thing, its the other. (i love that i used the word caca)

i've been getting accupuncture treatments every other day since i'm here. i have no idea what it does but i enjoy the euphoric feeling i get afterwards. between the dieting and accupuncture, i'm a happy camper.

i'm going into the pool now . i decided i have to have my own pool.. god help me not want to move again.

be back later

2 comments:

  1. you crack me up!!! can wait to see you

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  2. You were constipated over there? Well, now you are home so I cannot give you any advice. It happened in the past and now it is the future. Or something like that. This is crazy man crazy!

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