HOLLYWEIRD

i love award shows. shoot me.. i'm an award show freak.. i love the fashions on the women, the glamour.. with some luck, someone will look like shit or be drunk or say something crazy.

it also delights me to see how hollywood honors themselves for just about anything.. they're the best or the greatest. they have awards for just about anything. it's narcissism at its finest.

last night i watched the Screen Actors Guild Awards which is so much like the Foreign Press Awards except the SAG awards are given by the industry to honor their own actors and actresses.. the Foreign Press awards are given by crazy assed foreigners who can be bought for a watch or a dinner.. it has little or no credibility but alas, they give out awards and the winners are thrilled and so am i.

last night sandra bullock was given an award as best actress in a movie.. god has a sense of humor.. she won the award over meryl streep. LORD HAVE MERCY !

then there was George Clooney.. i know everyone loves George.. I DON'T.. i didn't like him when he was on ER and i like him less as a movie star and he is a bonafide movie star. how that happens, i dunno..

i'm getting older and crankier i see.. most of the stars i don't even know and those i do know, are getting older and i wonder who their plastic surgeons are. NOBODY over 60 looks their age. sophia loren is 75. frankly she looks like crap to me but she doesn't look 75.

another thing that bothered me was the movie NINE.. i saw the show on broadway that starred my boyfriend Antonio banderas, who brought a sensuality to that part unlike anyone i've seen. so hollywood in its infinite brilliance, cast Daniel Day Lewis who has zero sensuality and the movie bombed. i'd like to know what the fuck they were thinking.

i'm still jet lagged. i should go back to sleep..

be back soon